Two vampires introduce you to their world

My dear Brianna, 
Your reaction to my joke about Halloween is a clear demonstration of the fact that you lack a developed sense of humor.  As a Scotsman and therefore a Brit, I can say without doubt that such comedic luminaries as John Cleese or Mike Myers (who is almost British) would have enjoyed my joke [...]

This is for any Humans who may be reading this blog:
In an earlier postI alluded to the fact that there are strict rules regarding the drinking of blood from a living Human.  I won’t go into the long list here with all the ifs, ands, buts, subsections and sub paragraphs, for it would be very [...]