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Nov
28
Your lack of a sense of humor and My Activities
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My dear Brianna,
Your reaction to my joke about Halloween is a clear demonstration of the fact that you lack a developed sense of humor. As a Scotsman and therefore a Brit, I can say without doubt that such comedic luminaries as John Cleese or Mike Myers (who is almost British) would have enjoyed my joke [...]
Nov
20
Italian Adventures – Part II
Filed Under Adventure, Vampire World, Vampires | 23 Comments
Jeez Alistaire, I’m beginning to think you’re just a grumpy and jaded old vampire. Your Halloween joke was mean – but I do have a sense of humor – how many people do you think read my tiny comment at the end of your post? Probably no one. If I want to reward someone for [...]
Nov
10
My dear Brianna,
I will ignore your constant and extremely annoying habit of abbreviating my name, and will simply answer the questions you posed.
“Can you vote? I’m assuming you have a reasonably secure identity in America, but are you a citizen?”
I am a citizen of several countries, including Scotland, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Italy and [...]