Two vampires introduce you to their world

You’re probably wondering at this point if I actually believed that Wolf would let me go if I won.  Well, frankly I didn’t.  I’ve crossed paths with Wolf quite a number of times over the last six hundred years and I trust him about as far as I can throw a ten-ton-truck.
So as Brody raced [...]

“Why not use the tennis court?” suggested Wolf when we got outside.
It was on the west side of the house and surrounded by a high chain link fence.  I didn’t like the idea of being caged in, but at least it meant no one could sneak up on me from behind and the black-top surface [...]

Okay, is it just me, or is Alistair completely crazy?  I mean, “the pleasure of a sneeze”? What does that even mean?
Anyway, while Al was enjoying his gargantuan sneeze and totally exposing himself to the guy he said is called “Wolf”, I was stuck behind a couch.  Totally stuck.  I couldn’t help Alistair by jumping [...]

I had to think of something, and quickly before Brianna showed herself because the fact that they didn’t know she was here was our only advantage. 
Wolf was watching me like his animal namesake and I knew that the slightest slip would result in him pouncing.  Brody had stopped the beached fish act and was staring [...]

The security person who had just informed Brody of my escaped dived his hand into his jacket.  I guessed he had a shoulder holster.
I jumped forward and, as the gun came out, I brought the sword down.  He screamed as hand and gun fell to the floor in a shower of blood.
I stabbed the sword into the [...]

There is a special kind of pleasure to a sneeze.  First the tickle that toys with you, yet at the same time promises.  Then comes the pressure, in the background, unnoticed at first and then building, building.  Finally there is the explosion and the ecstasy of relief as the particles which caused the tickle are [...]

I must admit that I was very embarrassed. I had made a complete fool of myself by falling out of the tree (although I thought my handling of Brody, aka Ponytail, had been a relatively good recovery).  Then to add insult to injury, it was Brianna who freed me from my makeshift prison cell.  Was [...]

So once I got inside the “enemy lair” (doesn’t that sound awesome?), I discovered I was in fact inside a bathroom.  I heard voices on the other side of the door just as I hopped down from the window.  I barely had time to close the window and jump behind a shower curtain before someone [...]

Okay, I’ve got a little catching up to do.
When Alistair fell from a broken tree limb, I couldn’t help it. I started laughing so hard I couldn’t move for at least 4 minutes. A security guard had rushed over at the sound of the breaking glass and he would have probably caught me – since [...]

“Caithness,” exclaimed Ponytail.  “What are you doing here?”
“I saw the way you were handling that sword,” I replied, “and I just couldn’t help myself.  Give it here and let me demonstrate the correct handling of a claymore.”
I saw the sword dip for a moment and his right-foot lift as he began the motion of passing [...]

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