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Jul
13
My Dearest Brianna,
After WWI, I remained in Germany for several years attempting to infiltrate various secret societies that the Kuk Vampires were using to gain control of the country. I managed to become a trusted member of the Thule Gesellschaft, an occult society that critics charged with practicing Black Magic and worshiping Satan, but which was in fact controlled by Vampires. Later conspiracy theory researchers have claimed that the many victims of political murders and kidnappings that took place in Munich around that time were actually sacrificial victims of the satanic rites, but in reality they were merely Vampire food.
In 1919, Adolf Hitler was sent by the German government to spy on a front-group of the Thule Gesellschaft, the German Workers Party, but instead he became its leader and soon it morphed into the Nazi party. Interestingly, the symbol of the Thule Gesellschaft was a swastika over a sword.
Eventually I rose to a high enough position that I was entrusted with the truth: The Kuk Vampires had a plan for world domination. The one who told me laughed about it because the plan was well known and had been broadly published: it was the Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion.
If you don’t know what that is then let me give you a brief explanation:
- “Protocol” in this sense means “a written record of a preliminary draft of a treaty or other agreement.” It was the agreements of how the conspirators would carry out their plans.
- In 1864 a French lawyer named Maurice Joly published a political satire against Napoleon III. He tried to do it anonymously but he was found out and thrown in prison. Somehow elements of the Kuk plan were included in the book. I have not found out how or why this happened.
- In 1903 the Kuk plan was published in a modified form. It had been rewritten and augmented with anti-Semitic material, probably by the secret police of the Czar of Russia. Like Hitler would do 30 years later, the Czar needed a scapegoat for the problems that faced his country, so he picked on the Jews. Now named The Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion the plan was later added to a book with the inspiring title of The Anti-Christ is Near At Hand.
- The Protocols contained instructions on such things as the promotion of materialism (“The minds of the masses must be diverted toward industry and trade. Thus all the nations will be swallowed up in the pursuit of gain.”), control of the press (“The press is often vapid, unjust, mendacious and the majority of the public have not the slightest idea what ends the press really serves. We shall saddle and bridle it with a tight curb. Not a single announcement will reach the public without our control.”), the creation of World Wars, creation of a World government, curtailment of civil liberties and human rights (all for very good reasons) and plenty more of the same happy, uplifting stuff.
I also discovered the main goals of the Kuk Vampires, however, I am running short of time. I have some important business to attend to tonight. I will continue my tale later.
Yours sincerely,
Alistair
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Your blog is interesting!
Keep up the good work!
Hey, thanks Alex.
I can’t read Russian, so I can’t return the compliment.