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Jul
16
My Dearest Brianna,
To continue my tale: I discovered that the goals of the Kuk Vampires were to create a feudal society with Kuks at the top and to reduce the Human population (the serfs) to a much smaller and more manageable number. The Kuks planned to use Germany as the foundation for their new feudal world order.
In December 1926, I took what I had discovered to the decennial meeting of the Grand Council of Vampires. At first they would not let me speak but when I finally forced my way into their meeting I was ridiculed and scorned. They had become complacent and arrogant. They spoke of their complete victory over the Kuks four hundred years earlier. They pointed out that Germany was in no position to threaten the rest of Europe because of its terrible financial situation. They brought up the fact that the Protocols of the Wise Men of Zion had been proven to be a forgery. They refused to listen to my explanation that it was a twisted, anti-Semitic version of the truth.
The fact that I had been told of the Kuk plans by a Kuk leader was ignored. The fact that a country in turmoil is an easy target for takeover by extremists was disregarded. The fact that a few loans from international banks could get Germany back on its feet and turn it into a huge threat was completely unreal to them. They made Neville Chamberlain look like a political genius.
Diplomatic skills have never been my strong point; I told them exactly what I thought of them. They were flabbergasted at my lack of respect for their august persons and they had me thrown out.
I remained in Germany for a couple more years, but I could see where the country was heading, so I decided it was time to change from a paragon of virtue who was trying to save the world from evil, to an irresponsible hedonist who was trying to get laid. I moved to Hollywood and drowned my sorrows in wine, women and song.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, the Thoth leaders were killed in 1936 by the very Kuk Vampires I had warned them about. I wanted to tell them, “I told you so,” but they were all dead. I was very disappointed.
It wasn’t until early 1938 that I got the chance to tell someone who mattered just how right I was.
Any questions?
Yours sincerely,
Alistair
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I am not sure if you two are still even reading this anymore. But I do have a question.
You say that your bodies do not allow you to really digest any “human” food. How are you able to drink wine? Or can you drink wine and that was just a anology? I am curious about this whole…blog I should call it. I have been interested in Vampires for a while.
Hello Kelsey,
Yes, my use of the word “wine” in this post is figurative rather than actual. I was trying to get across the idea that I drowned myself in hedonism.
We do have a sort of “wine” in the Vampire World, but it is not derived from grapes. There are some herbs that can be mixed with blood that create an intoxicating drink. One of these mixtures is called “wine” by Vampires, another is called “beer”.
As you can probably guess we only have red wine, not white
I’m glad you find our blog interesting. If you have other questions, please feel free to ask them.